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All females are evil. They're cunning and love to see the downfalls of others. They're just too modest and polite to actually admit to it. I am female, so therefore I am as wretched as they all come. And it's okay. Because I can accept that with no qualms or complaints.
As I am getting older, I'm perfecting the art of the perfect guilt trip. I'll make my future children wish that they would get slapped in the face instead of facing the mental torture that I'm administrating. That is if I have any children. Hey, you never know, my uterus might just drop out because of that spiteful comment I just made.
But seriously, in the end guilt trips are the best. They give you humility, and they're just too fun to give, not to mention satisfying. In the real world there are too many slaps in the face, if you get what I mean.

*JANUARY 6TH RESOLUTION: Stop wearing my Descendents shirt as much. *