As I was sitting in Astronomy Lab today I asked myself this question: "Would I freeze myself in a cryogenics lab, only to be thawed out 50-100 years?". My answer? Hell yes. But on these conditions:
-I don't get frozen alone. My parents and my extended family are getting frozen as well.
-In addition to having my family being frozen with me, my dogs would have to get frozen too.
-I get to keep my clothes to freak out the people of the future.
-Me and my family get paid handsomely for this. REALLY HANDSOMELY.
-The whole lot of us will not be treated like cadavers or lab rats. Lab rats a little, but I'm not parting with my organs.
-I would like to be released in a time of great discovery, yet have the future society still be relevant to mine.
-I will only have soilent green if it tastes good. (I'm on the fence on whether human meat would be tasty or not)
Those are my conditions. I thought I would have a giant list, but alas, I do not. What would your conditions be?
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
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Posted by erinmize at 6:39 PM
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Hmmmm as for me ,your Mom, I would expect them to give me a life style lift to rid me of my waddle. Your Dad does not want to be woken up until he can vacation on Mars with his robot wife and flying cars. Love Mom and Dad
They would have to rid the world of mosquitoes. Or any flying insect with a stinger. I just don't think it's fair that they fly AND sting. I mean, who'd they blow when they were standing in line to collect defense mechanisms?
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