4-12-10

Something that peeves me to no end is when people on MUNI or any type of public transportation don't give elderly people the easily accessible seats. I know you're comfortable where you're at but I'm sure the shaking little old lady practically doubled over from carrying a mass quantity of groceries would appreciate that seat even more.
So today I'm in transit heading homeward bound, and an elderly lady walks in. I know I have a seat that she would probably like very much, so I stand up and offer it to her. She accepts, but before she could even get there 1/2 of two star-crossed lovers decides to snatch that seat. Seriously? The person that took that seat away from the elderly woman was eating a popsicle. She starts staring straight into the eyes of her boyfriend, and proceeds to deep throat it. She goes on to be disturbingly erotic with said popsicle (keeping it in her mouth, you pervs), and not in an attractive way. All in front of everyone and their mother, with that poor elderly woman just standing there, staring at that classy young lady.
I'm not going to lie, I wish I could have not stared at them. But this girl trying to arouse her boyfriend was like a train wreck - and I couldn't bear to look away. I'm no prude, but there is a time and place for all things sexually related; and it sure as hell isn't on MUNI.